Sep 1, 2008

Inventing

This weekend, I invented a combination of ingredients that resulted in one of the most fabulous taste explosions that my mouth has ever experienced: herbal goat cheese (yum yum yum), Essential Baking crackers, and la pièce de résistance: rhubarb sauce. The sweet of the rhubarb with the cheese-- oh, wow. Fainting.

I also began a project that I am telling myself will be an incredibly fun, creatively stimulating activity for the next 8 months: inventing ways to do my now-grievously short hair.

Observe:
The MULLET-HAWK:


This was invented while getting ready for church: I tried to see if my hair would Marilyn-Monroe it by doing it curly, but alas, there was no such babe looking back at me in the mirror. So I turned to my ever reliable bobby-pin arsenal, and began pinning pinning pinning. Voila:

Business in the Front:

And PARTY in the Back:

Party-in-the-back, mohawk style. See? Kind of a like a skunk. Anyway, it's FUNKY if nothing else, right? I felt proud of myself.

We'll see what other modifications I'm able to come up with. Maybe I can stick with the 50's Housewife thing and just keep trying to work out retro styles. They sure take a long time though.

Anyway, just to satisfy your curiosity, this is the boon that I'm now stuck with:



Alright, granted it's not this, but it's just not a great CUT-- like, it's pretty poorly shaped, and triangles at the bottom instead of rounding out... It's just sort of bleah. And let's be honest: THIS compared to the "before..." It's pretty clear, huh?

Oh well. As some of you have sweetly encouraged me, it will grow. And until then, there's always my go-to fix:



Or, maybe I'll just reinvent myself as a master stylist, and try to fix it myself...

Oh-- and p.s., my mentor teacher asked me to come up with some good ice-breakers/name-games for the first few days of class. (More inventing.) Any suggestions??

2 comments:

hootenannie said...

Well Greta.

You now have the exact same haircut as me. Exact.

So now I don't know if I should be insulted that you hate it so much, or encouraged that IT LOOKS CUTE ON YOU? Seriously. So not as bad as you were making it out to be! You are darling. And I love the mullet-hawk.

It would be impossible to make you ugly. Except maybe if you tore your face off with barbed wire.

Krissie said...

Firstly, let me say that the mullet-hawk is awesome. I may have to try and see if my hair is long enough to rock it too.

Secondly, I like your new cut! It's not terribly short at all! It's all in how you feel about it. It is hard to get past your frown to admire your hair, though! Embrace it! Rock it out!

You know I had it pictured being so much worse...